suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
