so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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