Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
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She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
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I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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