I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
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He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you