But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
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His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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