I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
