So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
