it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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