I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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