Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
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I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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