WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
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Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
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nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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