Who did Billy Mays play for?
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
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Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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