i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
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