The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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