Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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