I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
well you can't waste a boner
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
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just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
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I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
I just want nice things and good sex
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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