how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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