It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
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You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
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