All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
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