Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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