I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
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I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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