Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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