the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
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i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
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They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
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