My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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