No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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