I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
high people should be assigned attendants
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I wear drunk well.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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