at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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