I have demons in me.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
Why did I wake up with "How to masturbate" on my youtube search bar?
You told us you forgot how, and started to cry.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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