: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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