i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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