none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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