I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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