Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
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I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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