R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
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Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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