its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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