Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
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her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
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It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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