I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
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