i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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