well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
you tipped EVERY employee at white castle
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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