So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
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I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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