I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
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I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
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In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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