I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
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i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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