I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
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Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
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I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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