hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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