I faked an abortion last night.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
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Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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