Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
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There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
It's a testament to the kinds of spouses/parents we will be that we get so wasted but still show up to every class on time. We honor our commitments bitches!
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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