Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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