The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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