Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I have demons in me.
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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