if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
You know how last week before we left I was drinking outta that blue cup and I left it sitting across the road. Well, it hadn't moved and my family just found it, brought it inside and cleaned it. I think this cup is my soulmate.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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