We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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